I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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