with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
