singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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