Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
