there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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