you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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