what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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