i just made my gag reflex go away.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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