What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
