I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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