he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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