can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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