my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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