what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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