Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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