Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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