Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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