Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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