I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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