He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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