Do you still have your period?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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