Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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