Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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