After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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