after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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