Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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