i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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