worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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