There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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