Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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