The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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