just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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