but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Randomize
