using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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