and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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