The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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