im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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