I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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