If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
