so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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