Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
honey bunches of taint.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The ass gains better be worth it
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