remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
