eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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