Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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