You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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