On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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