I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
