He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
