I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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