i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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