he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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