Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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