walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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