It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
