I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
